Tiffany Writes:
Stuart. I have just read your article on Mr Weetabix Head. I didn’t know that you had met all those Presidents and Secret Service. Do you have a gun in your pocket ?
I luurve Weetabix.
As you know, I DO like a bit of Roughage in the Mornings. Perhaps you could come to Eastbourne and surprise me by delivering some Roughage to my “Boudoir D’Amour” ? That’s is French, you know. No one will guess my code !! Come Soon.
Stuart Writes:
You are Mental. Get Help.!!
Tiffany writes:
Stuart, I have just finished my Dance Class and read your Blog “I’m afraid I have some bad news !” I came over all funny and nearly FAINTED !! I think that you need to come to Eastbourne and give me a full and thorough examination. I feel weak . Please come, soon.
Stuart writes:
There is nothing wrong with you. Stop being PATHETIC. !! You are a Nutter. Goodbye !
Tiffany Writes:
Stuart, I have just read your post about Bone Broth. I have been feeling a little peaky after tonight’s Dance Class. I would love you to come to Eastbourne and make me feel better. there are no Organic Butchers in Eastbourne. Could you come down and bring your big Bone with you? I would be ever so grateful.!
Stuart writes:
Tiffany, NO !! I am vegetarian. Go to the Chemist and get some pills if you feel ill. You need Help.
Tiffany Writes:
I have just read your blog ” Sort yourself out”.
Do you remember the last time that you were in Eastbourne and you said that you would sort me out? It was just after our Argentinian Tango practice in my Private Rooms.
Would you agree to come to Eastbourne and sort me out again?
Stuart writes:
Tiffany, have you lost your mind ?
No !!!
Tiffany Writes:
Stuart. Your article about Niacin has just made me have a big Flush. All through my body !! I think that I need some of your Vitamins. My Dance Classes are finished for half term. Do you think that you could come to Eastbourne and make me relax? I would be ever so grateful.
Stuart writes: Tiffany. You don’t need Vitamins. You need locking up. I will be contacting Facebook to have you BANNED. !!
Tiffany writes:
Stuart.I have just read your article about boosting my immune system. Would you be able to come to Eastbourne and make me “soar like an eagle”. I’m sure that you would be a good teacher. I would even miss my Dance Class. Call me.
Stuart writes:
Tiffany writes:
Stuart, I have just read your article about the spice Turmeric. When are you coming back to Eastbourne ? I could skip Dance Class and show you what I do with my spices. (I could pay for your Rail Fare)
Stuart writes:
I am NOT coming to Eastbourne. I have enough spice in my life, thank you. GO AWAY !!
Tiffany writes:
Stuart, I love your article on Magnesium, in French !! You are such a cunning linguist.
Maybe, you could come down to Eastbourne and give me some lessons after Dance Class. Don’t Delay !!
Stuart Writes:
Tiffany, I do not teach French nor intend to come to Eastbourne – GOODBYE !!
Tiffany writes:
Hi have just come back from Dance Class. (My poor knees !!). I have just read your article on Magnesium and it reminded me of the time when you were in Eastbourne and rubbed my aching limbs with Magnesium Oil.
Do you remember ?
Stuart writes:
Tiffany, I am sorry that your knees are still poorly. However, I have deleted you from this Blog. Do not refer to Eastbourne again.!
Tiffany writes:
Hi Stuart,
I have now retired from Classical Dancing and have very bad knees. I was wondering what the difference was between Pancreatic Enzymes and Digestive Enzymes?Are you coming down to see me again? Eastbourne is lovely at this time of year.
Stuart writes:
Tiffany. How did you get this Blog address.?You have been blocked.!! Get some cream for your knees. I’m sure one of your dance pupils will rub it in for you.
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