Tiffany Writes: Stuart, I have not seen any posts on your Blog for awhile and am concerned that your bereavement Counselling is not going well.

I have just returned from evening Dance class in Eastbourne and I shared my concerns with the class. We have had a whip round and have decided to hire a minibus to come up and see you.

My good friend Horatio Fellatio, our male choreographer,  has even offered to drive as he is very interested in attending your weekly aviation class with all those pilots.

Stuart writes: Don’t bother.

I have moved house and, by the way, my weekly class is not with Pilots but is a Pilates class. Horatio would be severely disappointed.

Take your minibus to Brighton…