Tiffany writes:

Stuart, I have just seen your latest blog about Osteoporosis on my mobile phone.I have taken a break from Dance Classes and Eastbourne and am visiting my old Drag Queen friend “Horatio Fellatio” in Brighton for the Bank Holiday Weekend.

Last night he showed me how to swallow a whole Bavarian Sausage, without gagging !!!

What a hoot !! You really must come down so I can show you my new found skills.

Stuart writes:

NO !! I will not be coming down.  I am vegetarian.