Tiffany Writes: Stuart, I have just come back from my Easter “Pelvic Floor Exercises” at the Dance Class Studio here in Eastbourne and to my HORROR and SHAME  !!! find that my Pussy is, at best, damp and, at worst, wet…….I am at my wit’s end.!!!

What should I do? I know you are very knowledgeable in these matters…..

Stuart Writes:

You are an IDIOT !! .. Move your cat’s bed nearer to the radiator when you go to Dance Class.This will prevent any dampness forming. It is not rocket science.

Do NOT contact me again….!!!