Tiffany Writes

Tiffany Writes:

Stuart: I have just come back from my Saturday afternoon Dance Class overlooking the Eastbourne Promenade.

Now that it is Spring, I had to walk past our gardener. As I walked past him he was spraying the flower beds, and his massive hose pointed in my direction and made me all moist.

Do you think I should sue ?

Stuart writes: Firstly, I am not a lawyer and so cannot legally advise you. Secondly, you live in a one room first floor apartment with your two cats. So… you do not have a GARDEN !!!

You are deluded and should really see your Doctor on Monday. Get a GRIP !!!

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