Stuart: I have just come back from my Saturday afternoon Dance Class overlooking the Eastbourne Promenade.
Now that it is Spring, I had to walk past our gardener. As I walked past him he was spraying the flower beds, and his massive hose pointed in my direction and made me all moist.
Do you think I should sue ?
Stuart writes: Firstly, I am not a lawyer and so cannot legally advise you. Secondly, you live in a one room first floor apartment with your two cats. So… you do not have a GARDEN !!!
You are deluded and should really see your Doctor on Monday. Get a GRIP !!!