Tiffany Writes:

Stuart. I have just read your article on Mr Weetabix Head. I didn’t know that you had met all those Presidents and Secret Service. Do you have a gun in your pocket ?

I luurve Weetabix.

As you know, I DO like a bit of Roughage in the Mornings. Perhaps you could come to Eastbourne and surprise me by delivering some Roughage to my “Boudoir D’Amour” ?  That’s is French, you know. No one will guess my code !! Come Soon.

Stuart Writes:

You are Mental. Get Help.!!