Tiffany writes:

Stuart, I have just finished my Dance Class and read your Blog “I’m afraid I have some bad news !” I came over all funny and nearly FAINTED !! I think that you need to come to Eastbourne and give me a full and thorough examination. I feel weak . Please come, soon.

Stuart writes:

There is nothing wrong with you. Stop being PATHETIC. !! You are a Nutter. Goodbye !