Tiffany writes:

Stuart.I have just read your article about boosting my immune system. Would you be able to come to Eastbourne and make me “soar like an eagle”. I’m sure that you would be a good teacher. I would even miss my Dance Class. Call me.

Stuart writes:

1. I am not coming to Eastbourne.
2. I am sure that you are capable of “soaring like an eagle”, all by yourself.
3. I am allergic to feathers.
4. My phone is broken
5. Do not contact me AGAIN !